Oh deer!...

Kindergartener #1: I'm thinking of something...
Kindergartener #2: Is it alive?
Kindergartener #1: No
Kindergartener #3: A deer!
Teacher: Something NOT alive!
Kindergartener #3 (referring to the aforemetioned deer): He IS dead. Someone went and killed it.

I know, it is a kinda sad post, but not all is golden coming from children...