Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Knock knock joke
Teacher: knock knock
Student: who's there?
Teacher: orange!
....
Same teacher: oh no, I screwed it up already!
Student: who's there?
Teacher: orange!
....
Same teacher: oh no, I screwed it up already!
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Stubborn child vs. Stubborn teacher
Pre-k teacher: "pick a white, pink, purple or red pipe cleaner"
Student: "blue!"
Teacher: "I said the choices were pink, purple or red."
Student, fists on her hips: "and I said BLUE!"
The teacher won though!!
Student: "blue!"
Teacher: "I said the choices were pink, purple or red."
Student, fists on her hips: "and I said BLUE!"
The teacher won though!!
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Cheesy Moment
Not really a teaching "blurp," but a good teaching moment anyway... During snack, a preschooler came up with this, all on his own... I was quite impressed...
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
A "Honest Abe mistake..."
This goes to show that adults have their pearl moments too...
Student quizzing instructors during a game of "20 Questions..."
Student: Clue #1: I am a person... Clue #2: I was born in 1947...
Instructor: ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!
After that, there was a big roar of laughter on the Instructors' part! Good thing we have a pretty good sense of humor!
Enough time wasted, time to head to a history class... ;)
Student quizzing instructors during a game of "20 Questions..."
Student: Clue #1: I am a person... Clue #2: I was born in 1947...
Instructor: ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!
After that, there was a big roar of laughter on the Instructors' part! Good thing we have a pretty good sense of humor!
Enough time wasted, time to head to a history class... ;)
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Oh deer!...
Kindergartener #1: I'm thinking of something...
Kindergartener #2: Is it alive?
Kindergartener #1: No
Kindergartener #3: A deer!
Teacher: Something NOT alive!
Kindergartener #3 (referring to the aforemetioned deer): He IS dead. Someone went and killed it.
I know, it is a kinda sad post, but not all is golden coming from children...
Kindergartener #2: Is it alive?
Kindergartener #1: No
Kindergartener #3: A deer!
Teacher: Something NOT alive!
Kindergartener #3 (referring to the aforemetioned deer): He IS dead. Someone went and killed it.
I know, it is a kinda sad post, but not all is golden coming from children...
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Elvis
Student #1: You should write about Elvis. He died on the throne.
Student #2: No, he died on the dance floor.
Student #2: No, he died on the dance floor.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Miscellaneous
"It's not a taddle it's a report." ~Kindergartener
"It is what it is." ~Pre-Kindergartener
"Oh now I look like a cow boy..." (after we glued a Pilgrim Hat at the top of his picture...)
"You can always count on books." ~3rd grader
(Out of the blue statement) "I'm handsome." ~Kindergartener
"Business is blooming." ~2nd grader
"I'm done boss!" ~Pre-Kindergartener (a student calling a teacher "boss," now about that?)
"Michael Jackson, the Pop King."
"It is what it is." ~Pre-Kindergartener
"Oh now I look like a cow boy..." (after we glued a Pilgrim Hat at the top of his picture...)
"You can always count on books." ~3rd grader
(Out of the blue statement) "I'm handsome." ~Kindergartener
"Business is blooming." ~2nd grader
"I'm done boss!" ~Pre-Kindergartener (a student calling a teacher "boss," now about that?)
"Michael Jackson, the Pop King."
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